• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  every time a child is born, the world’s population increases, and so does the earth’s mass, and therefore its gravitational force.  theoretically, there is a certain world population that would increase the earth’s gravity to the extent that the moon would collide into the earth